24 September 2007

Axiomatically Impossible

So, Pod-Man was on the bus to school the other day when someone called him a "Motherfucking faggot."


Calmly, he turned around and confronted the fellow, asking, "Which will it be? If I were a foggot, then I certainly wouldn't be interested in fucking your mother. And if I were fucking your mother, then that would make me at lest a bi-sexual."

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