29 June 2013

Who has Tinky-Winky been dating lately, anyway?

Ernie: Hey, Burt, let’s get married!

Burt: Ernie, is this like that time you wanted to marry your rubber duckie?

Ernie: No, Burt, I mean it!

Burt:  But, Ernie, marriage is between one man and one woman.

Ernie: Not according to the Supreme Court, Burt.

Burt: But, Ernie, we’re Muppets!  We have no sexual organs.

Ernie: Well, neither does Justice Scalia, Burt.

Burt: Ernie, is that a calumny against a sitting member of the Supreme Court?

Ernie: You, bet, Burt!

Burt: (Long Pause.) Can Kermit be my best man?

Ernie: I’ve already asked Elmo to stand up for me.