Ernie: Hey, Burt, let’s get
married!
Burt: Ernie, is this like that time you wanted to marry your rubber duckie?
Ernie: No, Burt, I mean it!
Burt: But, Ernie, marriage is between one man and one woman.
Ernie: Not according to the Supreme Court, Burt.
Burt: But, Ernie, we’re Muppets! We have no sexual organs.
Ernie: Well, neither does Justice Scalia, Burt.
Burt: Ernie, is that a calumny against a sitting member of the Supreme Court?
Ernie: You, bet, Burt!
Burt: (Long Pause.) Can Kermit be my best man?
Ernie: I’ve already asked Elmo to stand up for me.
