21 March 1988

The Bouncing Baby Boogie Song

Bouncing baby boogie,
Bounce her up and down.
Grab her by the ankles,
and swing her 'round and 'round.

Bouncing baby boogie,
Bounce her up and down.
Throw her out the window,
at twice the speed of sound.

Bouncing baby boogie,
Bounce her up and down.
Leave her on the Clark bus,
the one that goes downtown.

Bouncing baby boogie,
Bounce her up and down.
Stuff her mouth with diapers,
so she can't make a sound.

Bouncing baby boogie,
Bounce her up and down.
Leave her in the bath-tub
and hope that she don't drown'.

Bouncing baby boogie,
Bounce her up and down.
She’s a happy baby
She never wears a frown!


(Baby sings along! She sings either: "Ooh! Ooh!" or "Aaaah-Owowowowow!")