Separated at Birth?

Thuringian Gauleiter
Fritz Sauckel

Belarusian President
Alexander Lukashenko

Separated at Birth? (by Mrs. Willingham)

Vincent Van Gogh,
famous mentally ill artist

Chris Martin,
singer of British band Coldplay

Separated at Birth?

"Crate + Barrel Two" logo

"Chicago Free Press" logo

Beats Me?

So, Pod-Man and I spent Superbowl Sunday at the Field Museum. That's the best day to go there too, since everybody except the Asians is at home or in a bar watching the dumb game. Anyway, it was fun just going through the galleries and being together.

Dutchman: Says here that the Stripped Hyena has horizontal markings, while the Spotted Hyena is covered with black circles.

Pod-Man: How can you tell them apart?

Dutchman: Uhhhh — it doesn't say.

Separated At Birth?

Willa Cather

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Undoubtedly True!

“Our civilization is a function of the degree of vacuum man can produce industrially.”

— Doctor Peter Schlumbohm

So I got this comment on my blog ...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Well, that certainly was nice to hear. I felt great for about a day, until I got exactly the same comment on my other blog. A quick Google search for that entire phrase yields some 8,600 results, all of them (apparently) comments on various blogs.

So, I guess what my wife says is right: I have no friends and my mother never loved me.