Beats Me?

So, Pod-Man and I spent Superbowl Sunday at the Field Museum. That's the best day to go there too, since everybody except the Asians is at home or in a bar watching the dumb game. Anyway, it was fun just going through the galleries and being together.

Dutchman: Says here that the Stripped Hyena has horizontal markings, while the Spotted Hyena is covered with black circles.

Pod-Man: How can you tell them apart?

Dutchman: Uhhhh — it doesn't say.