Separated At Birth?

Fascist without scruple: Benito Mussolini

Baritone with savoir-vivre:
Quinn Kelsey

Don't get them confused!

Tom Kiradjieff,
inventor of
Four-Way Chili

George Ivanovich Gurdjieff,
inventor of
Fourth Way Theosophy

Separated at Birth?

Carol
Burnett

Nancy
Reagan

Separated at Birth? (by Grandma Nell)

Hermann
Rorschach

Brad
Pitt

Never Can Tell What You Might Find ...

So I had to make a delivery to the Art Institute today. I got there with the trailer and the Security Guard and to find the person the delivery was for. So I'm stuck on the dock for about five minutes and there's nothing to do but look into this dumpster parked hard up against the dock. So anyway, the Security Guard comes back and signs for the delivery, but then she asks what I'm doing.

Dutchman: Just looking at the stuff in the dumpster.

Security Guard: Why?

Dutchman: Oh, maybe I'll find an Erased De Kooning.

Security Guard: [scoffing] No one's going to 'rase something like that!

Separated at Birth (by Mrs. Baran)

Mrs. Baran explains: "At last, the anecdote I've been telling has some compelling evidence. Michael pointed to Billy Ficca on Chris's Television shirt and said "MAMA." I can't help but agree."

Separated at Birth?

Thuringian Gauleiter
Fritz Sauckel

Belarusian President
Alexander Lukashenko

Separated at Birth? (by Mrs. Willingham)

Vincent Van Gogh,
famous mentally ill artist

Chris Martin,
singer of British band Coldplay

Separated at Birth?

"Crate + Barrel Two" logo

"Chicago Free Press" logo

Beats Me?

So, Pod-Man and I spent Superbowl Sunday at the Field Museum. That's the best day to go there too, since everybody except the Asians is at home or in a bar watching the dumb game. Anyway, it was fun just going through the galleries and being together.

Dutchman: Says here that the Stripped Hyena has horizontal markings, while the Spotted Hyena is covered with black circles.

Pod-Man: How can you tell them apart?

Dutchman: Uhhhh — it doesn't say.

Separated At Birth?

Willa Cather

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Undoubtedly True!

“Our civilization is a function of the degree of vacuum man can produce industrially.”

— Doctor Peter Schlumbohm

So I got this comment on my blog ...

Your blog keeps getting better and better! Your older articles are not as good as newer ones you have a lot more creativity and originality now keep it up!

Well, that certainly was nice to hear. I felt great for about a day, until I got exactly the same comment on my other blog. A quick Google search for that entire phrase yields some 8,600 results, all of them (apparently) comments on various blogs.

So, I guess what my wife says is right: I have no friends and my mother never loved me.