Don't get them confused!

Tom Kiradjieff,
inventor of
Four-Way Chili

George Ivanovich Gurdjieff,
inventor of
Fourth Way Theosophy

Separated at Birth?

Carol
Burnett

Nancy
Reagan

Separated at Birth? (by Grandma Nell)

Hermann
Rorschach

Brad
Pitt

Never Can Tell What You Might Find ...

So I had to make a delivery to the Art Institute today. I got there with the trailer and the Security Guard and to find the person the delivery was for. So I'm stuck on the dock for about five minutes and there's nothing to do but look into this dumpster parked hard up against the dock. So anyway, the Security Guard comes back and signs for the delivery, but then she asks what I'm doing.

Dutchman: Just looking at the stuff in the dumpster.

Security Guard: Why?

Dutchman: Oh, maybe I'll find an Erased De Kooning.

Security Guard: [scoffing] No one's going to 'rase something like that!

Separated at Birth (by Mrs. Baran)

Mrs. Baran explains: "At last, the anecdote I've been telling has some compelling evidence. Michael pointed to Billy Ficca on Chris's Television shirt and said "MAMA." I can't help but agree."

Separated at Birth?

Thuringian Gauleiter
Fritz Sauckel

Belarusian President
Alexander Lukashenko

Separated at Birth? (by Mrs. Willingham)

Vincent Van Gogh,
famous mentally ill artist

Chris Martin,
singer of British band Coldplay