Separated at Birth?

Kevin Costner

Frank Warrren

Don't let's be low down and dirty!

Recently, somone began to troll the fellow who preaches on the street in front of Old Navy, and this photo was posted on Facebook:

Now, while many people might be annoyed by him, I actually like Reverend Chambers and usually give him a quarter for one of his tracts whenever I pass by. His masterpiece is “The Truth About Homosexuality.” (Ask for it by name next time you see him!) Here's the very best passage from that informative brochure:

The Lord Jesus Christ has put it on my heart to tell you the truth about sex, according to the Holy Bible! The Bible teaches (in Deuteronomy chapter 22, verse five) that "woman shall not wear that with pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on put on a woman’s garment; for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God." It is deceitful for a woman to wear or use that which pertaineth unto a man! In our day lesbians are using something that looks like a rubber penis, molded in the image of the penis of the man, and committing whoredom with it! This is just low down and dirty! The Bible says (in the letter of Paul to the Galatians chapter six, verse seven) "Make no mistake about it, no one makes a fool of God!”

Anyway — about a year ago, my son and I were riding our bicycles down State Street when we were stopped by the light in front of Old Navy. At that moment, Rev. Chambers was asking the crowd, “Is anybody saved? Is even one of you saved?”

Naturally, being a helpful sort of person, I shouted back, “I’m saved!”

“What are you saved from?” the good preacher replied.

I was about to answer something appropriate (e.g. the fires of Hell, eternal damnation, that worm that never dies …), when my son yells out, “Homosexuality!”

Chambers rejoiced at this, “Praise God!”

Ever since, whenever I ride by, he points me out and yells, “That man is saved!”

Separated at Birth?

Comic Books are Just Evil

Separated @ Birth?

Oona O'Neil

Natalie Merchant

Separated at Birth?

The BEST Charlie Chan film!

It starts out with Chan in this exotic locale. He's there on business, but before he can do anything about his business, someone shows up dead. Right away, Chan proves that it's murder and exposes the devilishly clever way the fellow was killed. Pretty soon, number-something son shows up and offers to help. Chan disparages this offer with a snappy saying from Confucius, which proves to be about right, as his son is way too eager and jumps to unwarranted conclusions. Just the same, the kid is good company for his beloved "Pop," and provides a lot of comic relief. Anyway, there are about five suspects, each of them with a plausible motive for wanting the poor fellow to be murdered, but all of them having pretty good alibis as to why they didn't do it. Chan is very observant though and pretty soon he is about to reveal a key piece of evidence when, all of the sudden, the lights go out and the evidence disappears! At this point the killer is in a tight spot and he knows it. He figures that if he commits yet another crime he can cover his tracks completely. But Chan is just one step ahead of the culprit and, when the murder makes his move, Chan catches him in the act! This proves the fellow to be guilty, and naturally everyone wants to know just how Chan figured it out. No sooner does Chan finish his explanation however, when his son bursts in with an other piece of evidence, announcing quite loudly that this proves who the killer is, thus confirming Chan's assessment exactly.

Wow! I never saw it coming.