Separated at Birth?

Silly Oxford educated comedian
Michael Palin

Silly Oxford educated historian
Nial Fergusson

Separated at Birth?

Franetic Gangster, Dutch Schultz

Forensic Scholar, Norman Finkelstein

Separated @ Birth?

Obama's Law-Man, Eric Holder

Oprah's Boy-Toy, Stedman Graham

Separated at Birth?

Blacklisted Red John Garfield

Blackshirted Red Xeno Çoufal

Separated at Birth?

Actor Wesley Addy

Reporter Anderson Cooper

Separated @ Birth?

Martin Scorsese

Rhesus Monkey

Who has Tinky-Winky been dating lately, anyway?

Ernie: Hey, Burt, let’s get married!

Burt: Ernie, is this like that time you wanted to marry your rubber duckie?

Ernie: No, Burt, I mean it!

Burt:  But, Ernie, marriage is between one man and one woman.

Ernie: Not according to the Supreme Court, Burt.

Burt: But, Ernie, we’re Muppets!  We have no sexual organs.

Ernie: Well, neither does Justice Scalia, Burt.

Burt: Ernie, is that a calumny against a sitting member of the Supreme Court?

Ernie: You, bet, Burt!

Burt: (Long Pause.) Can Kermit be my best man?

Ernie: I’ve already asked Elmo to stand up for me.